I promise that I will post something interesting and relevant soon. For now my friends have been fascinated in the morning my my accounts of dreaming the night previous. Here is an account of last night. Enjoy and the next post will be informative and interesting!
The dream started with me driving my parents’ old Ford Bronco II, a car we retired years ago through what seemed like Western Pennsylvania in winterish weather. The trees had no leaves, the sun was low in the sky, but there wasn’t snow that I could discern. I was driving though winding roads past dark trees with no real colors other than brown and it was slowly getting dark. I needed to get to the computer store as I had an important idea in my head of what I needed.
What I needed was a device that would simultaneously be an external hard drive for my laptop, and also a source of internet. In my dream you could have a simple device that contained internet from within. There were no monthly fees, no cords, and no bills once you made one payment to obtain the internet as such. I finally arrive at the store and two women in their mid forties helped me find what I was looking for. The device seemed perfect but I was worried about the cost. In the real world such a device would likely cost an arm and a leg. The price they quoted to me was $19.94 and I committed to purchase that moment as it was such a great deal. The price was strange to me because it is likely that 1994 is close to the time when the car I was driving died, well before I was old enough to drive in real life.
The device looked to be about the size of a record player, with a keyboard on it. The laptop was strangely suspended only a few inches above the device allowing you the use of both keyboards. You could even type with one hand on the top keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the other letters on the bottom keyboard with the opposing hand, to form smooth sentences, such as this run-on here. After obtaining the device I drove to what in my dream was my Grandparents house. I never saw my grandparents as this seemed to be a sort of house sitting mission. I got there and gathered with a random assortment of relatives that shared the house sitting mantra, and were very curious to see my new internet device.
Shortly after fiddling with the device everyone went to sleep and it was my watch over the house. It was nighttime and the house was enormous. There was a large body of water that surrounded the house that appeared to be more like a lake than any sort of moat. I was nervous being the only one on watch with such a large property, and the feeling that there was so much to lose. Around what seemed like 4:00 in the morning there was an intrusion and I witnessed two males in their mid-twenties reeling in an immense monstrosity of a fish. The fish appeared to be nearly eight feet long, and had the relative shape of a catfish, but with a much more elegant face. The colors were vibrant yellows and blues, one of the most beautiful fish I can possibly imagine, a true spectacle to behold. At this moment after being awe-struck by the fish I realized that I was there to protect the fish and snapped into action. I quickly ran out with a light to man-handle the perpetrators and they were quick to leave, but not without an attempt to secure the fish. The fish snapped the line in such an effortless wiggle that it made you wonder if the fish was only pretending to be caught in the first place. The intruders sped off into the darkness leaving the property feeling cold and empty.
The next morning I awoke and felt a strong need to make contact with the fish. I decided I would cast out with what looked like the least hostile lure I could find. It was a beautiful day and I was looking forward to basking in the sunlight on the green grassy banks by the water. I caught the fish so rapidly though that there was no time to enjoy the sunlight. Once I had the fish there didn’t seem much reason as to why I wanted to catch him in the first place. I showed him to my relatives at the house, and took some pictures both in and out of the water seeing as I had a waterproof camera. The pictures were stunning and I figured they would be invaluable to show all of my friends.
It then became time to leave so we loaded the car and sped off towards the hockey-rink for a back-yard style holiday fundraising hockey game. The rink was crowded with people in jeans, no skates, no pads or helmets, who were wearing white shirts that either demonstrated they played for the Penguins or the Pucks. The scene was one notch shy of pandemonium as there must have been nearly 200 people on the ice. I was devastated to see one player for the pucks (who appeared to be a professional basketball player) scoring repeatedly against the Penguins. I knew that if I was playing things would be alright, I was filled with so much passion for this seemingly meaningless game that I knew I would be the difference maker. I talked to the guards to be allowed into the rink showing them the white Penguins shirt I conveniently had in my hands. They would not allow me in seeing as me Penguins shirt was for Penguins Rugby! I was devastated how could I make such a mistake! Being quick-witted I began showing them pictures of the fish, sure that this would be my ticket into the hockey game. They really liked the pictures but would not let me in. They then began commenting that they believed the pictures to be illegal and they needed to get proper authorities to deal with the matter.
Things were starting to feel desperate and I felt sure I was running out of time. I turned to run and turned over in my bed, coming to and realizing it is a beautiful January morning in Australia and quickly remembered to think about my dream so that I wouldn’t forget it.